In a pickle?

To the editor:

Breaking news: The new pickleball courts will now be located at the now defunct Family Dollar store and will be known as Family Pickleball.

The former food store building will be part of the new STEM program known as STEP (Science, Technology, Engineering, and Pickleball).

The $3.25 million sports complex will now serve as the Marion County Industrial Arts Center, which will provide guided instruction in the areas of auto mechanics, electrical, plumbing, and carpentry.

April fools!

Thane M. Schwartz
Marion